![]() 01/27/2015 at 12:03 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Here's a possible Batshit Babe contestant! From right here in Austin, TX too. We are so proud.
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![]() 01/27/2015 at 12:06 |
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Keep Austin weird!
![]() 01/27/2015 at 12:08 |
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Holy crap she looks like my ex ... who is in CA, not Austin.
![]() 01/27/2015 at 12:08 |
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Nah. Not crazy enough.
![]() 01/27/2015 at 12:31 |
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Not bad.
![]() 01/27/2015 at 12:36 |
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We've definitely had worse offenders/better contestants.
![]() 01/27/2015 at 13:02 |
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6/10 would maybe take on a date
![]() 01/27/2015 at 13:12 |
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The thumbnail makers her look sinister. Here's the full-sized booking photo from the article:
I mean, she looks relatively meth-free. She's a wine aficionado, but she drinks beer too, so she's not a snob. She doesn't have it out for cyclists, she just can't visually see them when she's driving drunk.
She's a bit on the softcore side of "batshit", but after a few months of probation and some community service, she'll be well-rested and sporting a nice tan, and probably be perfectly datable!
![]() 01/27/2015 at 13:14 |
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Ill bump it up to a 7/10 maybe even take her home after. Maybe...
![]() 01/27/2015 at 13:15 |
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She could be cute w/ a little makeup and a sobriety chip.