A new contender?

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01/27/2015 at 12:03 • Filed to: None

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Here's a possible Batshit Babe contestant! From right here in Austin, TX too. We are so proud.

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > and 100 more
01/27/2015 at 12:06

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Keep Austin weird!


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > and 100 more
01/27/2015 at 12:08

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Holy crap she looks like my ex ... who is in CA, not Austin.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > and 100 more
01/27/2015 at 12:08

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Nah. Not crazy enough.


Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > and 100 more
01/27/2015 at 12:31

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Not bad.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > thebigbossyboss
01/27/2015 at 12:36

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We've definitely had worse offenders/better contestants.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > and 100 more
01/27/2015 at 13:02

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6/10 would maybe take on a date


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
01/27/2015 at 13:12

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The thumbnail makers her look sinister. Here's the full-sized booking photo from the article:

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I mean, she looks relatively meth-free. She's a wine aficionado, but she drinks beer too, so she's not a snob. She doesn't have it out for cyclists, she just can't visually see them when she's driving drunk.

She's a bit on the softcore side of "batshit", but after a few months of probation and some community service, she'll be well-rested and sporting a nice tan, and probably be perfectly datable!


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > and 100 more
01/27/2015 at 13:14

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Ill bump it up to a 7/10 maybe even take her home after. Maybe...


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
01/27/2015 at 13:15

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She could be cute w/ a little makeup and a sobriety chip.